eatcleanmakechanges:

some peoples creative minds blow me away.

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”

“Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn’t mind shooting people. I shouldn’t like that. Kinda do, a bit.”

tastefullyoffensive:

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eidolithos:

Oswin looks over the 10th Doctor at the Library

pondwilliams:

Doctor Who Meme
↳ Two Quotes [1/2]

“Do you know, in 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before.”

transienttranscendentalist: