voldemortsblog: bloodandgutsinhighschool: cleargummibears: santahale: Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award. Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award. Leonardo DiCaprio...
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”? thank you thank you once again AH WHEN WILL THEY END EVEN MORE OMFG foods before dudes
fuckyeahsirharder: vastderp: Being skeptical that another person can be incapacitated by a mental illness because you cope just fine with your problems is basically the same as saying “I don’t understand why other people’s brakes fail, because my car works great.” I reblog this every time.
luvr4photography: timelordassbutt-from221b: jumpushfall: grapefruitshampoo: I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom do you feel me? i taste you someone get hannibal away from tumblr
armisael: i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
illegolas: why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge why is anything considered soft grunge what is soft grunge
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
50maidsofgrey: smallblogger: “there were no black people in the film brave” “there were no fat people in the les mis film” there were no humans in cars
dazegetbrighter: my mom just asked me if any of my friends were around this weekend to hang out and when i said no, she responded with: “you just don’t really like other people, do you?”
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
thebeautyofsoundd: kindest-laugh: If you reblog this post by June 21st, 2013 I will write down every single url that reblogged this and stick it in a jar and will scatter them all around this summer (I will be traveling in July). They might be taped in public bathrooms, thrown around at a concert, or left in a seat of a roller coaster…Who knows? Someone may find your url and message you saying...
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover A minute of silence for The Last Airbender ten minutes of...